Hey geese.

Hey geese.

What’s the over-under on my coworkers noticing that I’ve changed into yoga pants?

Reblogged from Eric Cannedy | Blog

disillusionedheart:

Life is brief, but when it’s gone

Love goes on and on

why did i not walk down the aisle to this song when i got married?

Rob? Tsk tsk tsk. That’s a naughty word. We never rob. We just sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it.

Reblogged from allons-y
Tags: robin hood

Reblogged from Destiny-Free. Really.
memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

Reblogged from WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR

dajo42:

the generation that cancelled firefly and removed pluto’s planetary status are getting too old to stop us bringing both of them back

bookoisseur:

digg:

The New Yorker is finally ready for the digital age. This is their first-ever GIF cover.

This is gorgeous. This is something I would totally subscribe to on a tablet and read on my commute.

bookoisseur:

digg:

The New Yorker is finally ready for the digital age. This is their first-ever GIF cover.

This is gorgeous. This is something I would totally subscribe to on a tablet and read on my commute.

Reblogged from WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR
wilwheaton:

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

#CANON JESUS IS SIX MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN FANON JESUS

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”

wilwheaton:

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”

Reblogged from WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR
There’s no point to a guy yelling, “Hey sexy baby” at me out of the passenger window of a car as it speeds past. Even if I was into creepy misogynists and wanted to give him my number, I couldn’t. The car didn’t even slow down. But that’s okay, because he wasn’t actually hitting on me. The point wasn’t to proposition me or chat me up. The only point was to remind me, and all women, that our bodies are his to stare at, assess, comment on, even touch. “Hey sexy baby” is the first part of a sentence that finishes, “this is your daily message from the patriarchy, reminding you that your body is public property”.
Reblogged from Mathew, one 't'

parksandrecgifs:

PREACH.